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[perfectdevil]

Well, you know I'm not sure.

[ Of course he gives it a go; his hands are quite larger than hers, but his fingers are elegant and careful, he manages to highlight and copy the text after only a few attempts. He looks very proud of himself. ]

I have sampled a few people in your line of work, but the blood is still the blood just the same. The life experience and the strength in a person is what flavours it, to use a human word.

[ He holds the phone out for her to show him the paste part of this routine. ]

I don't remember any particular stench of death, nor do I smell one on you now... and I doubt that you've been near a corpse recently, hm? [ He grins. ] Except from me, of course.

[localweirdo]

[Should be weirded out by the both of them having a very causal conversation about drinking blood? Perhaps but she's seen enough gruesome bodies, this kind of topic didn't seem to bother her that much.

Looking at how he managed to learn what she did, she couldn't help but give a small clap.]

Well, you never know. Even if you have sampled people from my occupation, there is always that one chance no? Of course, I'm not sure if trying my blood is a good idea anyway unless you want to gain the abilities of fast rhyming poetry!

[She said with a sigh before clicking on a blank page. As she held a random spot, there was the same table as before. However, this time, there should be a copy button. Pushing it, it showed the same sentence as before.]

And there! Now, that wasn't too bad, right?

[perfectdevil]

[ Lestat chuckles a little at that, thoroughly endeared by the idea of picking up the talent of rapping through her blood, as if he needs that particular kind of inspiration. He probably could rap perfectly well if he cared enough to put effort into it; it's just that he much prefers the showmanship of rock music, that's all. ]

I see, it's the same movement again, just with a different option selected..

[ The upside to Lestat seeming to be a technology adverse old dude is that at the very least his vampire mind is capable of actually understanding what he's being taught. He takes the phone and pastes the same message a few times so that he gets familiar with what to press. ]

And now I have to copy your curse and send it to others, isn't that right? Or face... what was it, eternal body odour?

[ His body doesn't have a scent as it is, so having a bad one for the first time in two hundred years isn't really something he wants to experience. ]

[localweirdo]

[With that, she gave a giggle before nodding to herself.]

Indeed, you will need to send it to five people or else you shall deal with body odor! Now that is something you wouldn't want to happen to you, no?

[She said before leaning a little closer toward him to see just who he would copy and paste said words. As she smirked to herself, she raised an eyebrow to see if he was able to do such a a task without her help.]

[perfectdevil]

[ He nods to indicate he understands before taking a moment to consider who he might send such a curse onto. Armand, for sure, but that's only one person out of the eventual five. ]

Was this a curse that was sent to you, and I'm one of the people you're using to save yourself... or has this curse come from some kind of ability you have?

[ He seems genuinely curious, in a way, wanting to get to the bottom of the nature of this magic before he goes passing it along like a bad cold. ]

[localweirdo]

You could say that it was a little something I did. Although, you need not worry about it.

[AFter all, this little curse of hers was something she and Xingqiu did out of pure boredom. It was just amusing to see who would take such a thing seriously.]

Even if you didn't send it out to five people, the curse may or may not give you bad body odor. However, given how random it is, you might need to send it anyway.